CONFESSIONS OF A SHOP-A-HOLIC

I heart the Coach ponytail scarves, they are perfect headbands! I'm getting island fever and a craving for shopping is abound and a necessity. My shopping perameters include a five mile by 2 mile radius, not much to work with but I've been able to manage slash cope with the limitations. On my birthday last month I ventured out and was able to find a pair of $3 brown stillettos, $1.50 pink and yellow cushioned flip flops, and a $2.50 pink bedazzled cowboy beach hat!

Recently, I satisfied my appetite by purchasing a Lily Pulitzer beach cover up. I am thrilled to finally be able to wear and acquire some bright Palm beach items via Lily. Today I was satiated by my newly purchased 'purple is the it color for fall' Coach headband.

My day off was left for binging on Juicy at none other than Ross! Yes, I did go back after our little mishap last week. Here I found the greatest shopping deal of my life!! Juicy jackets for a freaking $16.99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unheard of, unfound, unbelieveable!!!!!!!! I didn't even have to text my shopping guru Naco for permission to purchase all four! Twin-er Shann will be proud I lastly succombed to her grandpa cardigan sweater notion with a fabulous $5 purple knit. The final Ross acquistion of the day will be quite the creation. I plan to transform a womens XL floral print skirt into a dress for a mere $2.99! I think my relationship with Ross will make a full recovery and bloom into something grand.

One might infer this spree would stabilize me into a euphoric fix, atleast until the next paycheck. Alas not, I'm a label whore addict! All thanks in part to my inability to cope with assorted variants in my enamoured connections. So when these occurrances are prominent, whether favorable or deplorable, I swipe the Visa. Most noteably this past year when label whore met the "it bag" of NYC, have I done my part in stabilizing the economy. Definately to the advantage of a certain DC broker boys job! So with all that baggage in mind as I set foot into finalizing this manic coping spree, Natalie from Express, didn't stand a chance keeping up with me in the dressing room. Though her endevours were rewarded as she got a big chunk of commission from my cash or credit signature. I obtain as if with the intentions of returning the articles one day. Being that I wear shorts and tanks daily, not so much silk dresses, sequined shirts/vests, nor chiffon muu muu's. But I'm coping....one store (and guy) at a time!