BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!

Where in the world is Bre Sandiego?

My 5th grade extra credit is often reputed as Miss Worthen and Carmen Sandiego.

Miss Lynn should give me double extra credit for finalizing this blog at 2 in the morning instead of roughing it with the redneck bikers downtown.

I have given up the luxurious high end East Coast life (which according to the professional post I'm posing against is 1203 miles away) to live in the prodigious liberal Key West, the southern most point of the universe, in all aspects. I will cope/reside here for the proposed duration of 4 months. Anticipation was high but is dissipating slowly with each bedazzled man capri I behold.

I've deduced that my life could seriously be a reality show....and people would ti-vo it! Either that or be made into a book on tape complete with bona fide sound effects. For now I will have to relent to the blog before I sign a half a million dollar 25 episode deal like Lauren Conrad. Luckily, the drama follows me to the far ends of the Earth because quite frankly I ain't making this shi* up! So be ready cause you asked for it!