CHRISTMAS COLLAGE

1: Christmas Pajamas.  We've never had Christmas pj's before.

2: The Heaton's and their present pile, well LEXI'S present pile!

3: MOROCCAN OIL! I LOVE this stuff! It smells so good and works super good on your hair.  It's a conditioner and shiner all in one.  I got the BIG BOTTLE, cha-ching!, thanks Santa!  And who wouldn't love a tiger print glass purse from a yard sale as a present?!

4: FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOMENT EVER! Lexi busted out her moves AND SINGING for Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"! Lexi: "puh puh puh pokah face"! Note: No one taught her this song, I guess her pre-school is just gangsta.

5: This year's Christmas was all about LEXI!  She got more presents than EVERYONE combined.  We spent some serious cash on this cutie.  We downed atleast $200 on clothes for her.  She has to be the best dressed at her pre-school/daycare with skinny jeans and all! They make baby skinny jeans!

6: New Years Party Dress

7: So excited to open presents!  We had a present dance, which resembled running in place while rubbing our hands together signaling our greediness and yelling "PWESENTS"!

8: Instead of Christmas shopping, we got side tracked and picture posed for mirrors all day.

9: Aunt Nannon and Brebre not meaning to match

10:  NAKKI K and I sans make up.  She hooked me up with the best Christmas Eve cookies ever.

THE COLOSSUS OF CLOUT

As seen on TV...25 X's bigger! (not me, the cupcake!)

THE CUPCAKE COLOSSUS

This is even better than the one at Lagoon!

Confession: I am secretly and recently obsessed with ALL things "As Seen On TV".  Billy Mayes me and I am sold!  I am destined to be one of those crazy old ladies ordering off infomercials, QVC, and maybe one day Avon.

I've tried and tested the following:

BUMPITS- nice attempt to achieve "the Utah poof" but my oh so large cranium wasn't quite accommodating.  It also did not give a very round effect on top, it was more like a mountain pointy top.  Though it did stay in surprisingly well by itself without bobby pins or clips.  Useage: once. 

STRAP PERFECT- absolutely perfect for the summer wardrobe and totally does in fact give you a lift!  Though it was difficult to maneuver on by yourself.  Useage: once (I got it at the very end of the summer).

SPACE BAGS- LOVE! My life saver when I moved back from Connecticut with all my bulky winter wardrobe.  It will not hold all of what the picture claims on the box, nor will it be as flat as shown.  BUT it does save plenty of space.  The plastic bags also did not rip or tear.  Usage: once.  1 year later all my stuff is still space savers packed tightly in a box. 

BIG TOP CUPCAKE or COLOSSAL CUPCAKE-  I had my doubts after opening the box to find NO directions, nor the book of decorating tips!  To make matters worse I googled it and came upon the product review, where not many were satisfied.  But it worked out pretty well after an HOUR of cooking and an hour of freezing.  Usage: once, hopefully more to come.  Thanks Heatons!

WONDER HANGER- my mom utilizes this for all her scrubs and it works like a charm!  Very sturdy and does not break or sag.

MY WISHLIST:

Pedi-egg
Smooth away- I even prepped my legs for this by not shaving for 3 months, only to find out it wasn't one of my Christmas presents. 
Perfect brownie
Jupiter Jack
iTeeze

What are your favorite products?  Do they work?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

FROST YOURSELF!

Scenario: Woke up to surprisingly find everything covered in snow.

Yay! Begin singing the snow tune, "Snow Snow Snow Snow Snow" (in various octaves of course).

Stay cozy inside all day whilst annoying everyone with the snow tune.

Decide to finally venture out that night to obtain food.

Upon arrival outside the ice completely swept me off my feet.

My butt bit the dust, er snow in this case.

Upon falling I had erratically exposed a random high heel.

Then for the next 10 minutes I attempted to get into the car.

Right handed, left handed, both handed would not budge the door.

It was completely 100% FROZEN!

Moving on to the next car.

Same scenario, same maneuvers, same problem...

Second car was FROZEN too!

OhMyGosh!

I ran inside proclaiming i had found a high heel and the car doors were FROZEN!

Pull harder and put your body/booty into it were the suggestions.

Attempt #2 produced the same outcome minus one freshly manicured nail.

Finally relenting to starvation and a notion that the sun could melt it tomorrow.

Until a strange voice from the darkness boomed "UNLOCK YOUR DOORS"!

Whatever creepy person in the shadows stalking me, pretty sure I did that first!

Beep Beep.

I unlocked the doors again so creepy person could see the doors were really FROZEN!

Utilizing the 2 handed booty pull the door sprung open.

OMG! WTF! IMA DA!

However, I was not disconcerted with the fact that there was a creeper watching me but that I indeed in fact looked stupid infront of said creeper.

Flushed with extreme embarrassment I timidly confessed a "THANKS!" while shrinking away into unlocked car, all in order to go purchase chocolate covered cinnamon gummy bears.