THAT'S FUNNY...WRITE THAT DOWN!: January 2010

So it's a New Year with New Shoes, New Clothes, New Trips, New Jobs, New Boys, and New Resolutions. As I busted into my sister's room the other day, where she has been non-stop suicide-ly scrapbooking, she asked me what my New Years Resolutions were. I stood there dumbfounded trying to conjure up something funny to exemplify the degree of gayness I perceived New Years Resolutions to be. "NOT BE UGLY!" I stated. She pity laughed. Although, after careful observation, I have ascertained this can be quite applicable in all aspects of life. Don't choose ugly thoughts, ugly words, ugly actions, ugly boys, ugly jobs and most of all an ugly appearance. It's totally fitting for the twenty ten. But like all resolutions (ie last year) I have a tendency to break them within the first month/hour/day of the new year. So why should this year be any exception?

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I am an Asian twin! haha. This is what happens when we are left alone bored in the morning instead of shopping. We took turns cutting each others hair! The act was justified in that we were skilled with years of scrapbooking, sewing and quilting, so we can definitely cut a straight line! Desi frequently scissors Tony's hair and I have yet to laugh at him for his head. Kurt has recently kept me on my toes by forcing cuttage to his emo hair. Though our greatest validation we could do this ourselves was we knew what kind of girls went to cosmetology school. How hard could it be? I mean we both went to Universities. "Yeah, so and so (insert fellow classmates names) is a cosmetologist, if they can do it, we can do it." Not so. Consequently, my mornings are now filled with braiding, twisting, and headbanding my bangs back. I have yet to recreate presentable bangs or take a cute picture cause my face is just too round aka fat! I knew this from the beginning that I never possessed the ideal face shape for the cut! But just like most guys, whom you know from the beginning is never a good idea, though somehow you end up in the back seat of their car. Haha! J/K! Now the only thing I'll be doing in the back seat of a car is hiding these horrific bangs!