3, 4...SHUT THE DOOR!

GRACIAS

We attended a shower (baby/bridal = same torture to me) last weekend (my second one of the day).

The whole purpose and existence of my gift was to be an embarrassment!

But the only one who was mortified was the blushing non-bride me!

So anticipation of this note has been high all week, wondering when and what was to be received.

We were not disappointed when the content left us annoyed, perplexed and shocked with laughter.

What the noter should have noted:

Thank you for not piercing any and all of the toddler hands whom were running/crawling amuck around your 5 inch heels.

Thank you for eating all the cupcakes and cake pops.

Thank you for staying well over an hour.

Thank you for listening to my "romantic" (non-romantic) love story.

Thank you for being a good sport when my mom out did your present.

Thank you for being standing room only as mothers breastfed on the couch.

Thank you for being standing room only as flat shoe girls collaborated on the couch.

Thank you for buying me stylish sexy underwear.

What the noter actually noted:

Thank you for being a very pretty girl, and some guy will be so lucky to have you. I hope it's soon.:)

BAHAHA...WHAT?! WHY?!

Note my thank you note, noter:

Thank you for the homemade frosting.

Thank you for not playing any horrid games.

Thank you for becoming yet another person in a state of alarm about my love life.

And I thought Jimmy Fallon wrote good thank you notes.