TOAST

I was elated to see crayons are now politically correct.

Apparently Ms. Bri is the color of toast.  What color are you?
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JINGLE BELLS & SHOT GUN SHELLS

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

We did not shoot our eye out.

RUN, RUN...

YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!

I was up til 2 am hot glueing these mini masterpieces onto milk cartons.

How do you like my pink pottery barn-esqe (teen) chair?

$4 from the DI and $4 for the spray paint.

So Hansel (or Han Solo) and Gretel.

Do not read The Gingerbread Man to a bunch of 4 year olds.

Complete horror ensued once revealed the cookie was eaten!

Many tears were shed.

DEAR NANNON,

WE MISS YOU!

I MISS YOU!

LEXI  MISS YOU!

CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO YOU FOR CHRISTMAS!

LOVE US!

XOXO

B

ps...Lexi yelled at the temple "NANNON COME OUT!" haha.
and she was lunging to steal a princess umbrella.
stand under my umbrella ella ella...

ROW 4

I'M ALIVE! It's been almost a year!  I've been totally not in the mood nor interested in blogging until tonight, when randomly it popped into my head BLOG!  And this is what I've been the most super excited or JAZZed about...

The only ones on the floor an hour and a half early apparently are me and Jason Terry. 

I am sans date.  I totally went by myself and said meet me there cause

pretty sure I won't be tardy to one of the most important events of the season. 

Just give me my ticket and no one gets hurt. My date is with the Jazz.  

 

So nice.

So nice.

Haha this is my favorite picture because I know Shann would LOVE it and we would laugh hysterically at Okur all night.  If you don't know which one Okur is...get outta here!

Like kids in a candy shop.  

I don't know if he was there to witness the fact I had row 4 seats or a date?

 Basically it was UH-MAZING!

Kind of like the time in the 90's when Kurt and I had row 23 seats for the playoffs and got on the jumbo tron with his sign. There was no jumbo tron action, nor kiss cam (in reference to my date) but I did get stepped on by The Bear and tripped by a Jazz dancer. 
And pretty sure I was on ESPN as the only girl standing up and hollering!

 After those experiences I don't think I can ever sit upper bowl again.

Especially since the midget Bear lives up there and he freaks me out!

No proof of the date but anyone who gets me row 4 tickets and doesn't even like the Jazz, pretty much trumps most guys...even if there was no kiss cam action. 

BANG BANG!

So it's a New Year with New Shoes, New Clothes, New Trips, New Jobs, New Boys, and New Resolutions.  As I busted into my sister's room the other day, where she has been non-stop suicide-ly scrapbooking, she asked me what my New Years Resolutions were.  I stood there dumbfounded trying to conjure up something funny to exemplify the degree of gayness I perceived New Years Resolutions to be.  "NOT BE UGLY!"  I stated.  She pity laughed.  Although, after careful observation, I have ascertained this can be quite applicable in all aspects of life.  Don't choose ugly thoughts, ugly words, ugly actions, ugly boys, ugly jobs and most of all an ugly appearance.  It's totally fitting for the twenty ten.  But like all resolutions (ie last year) I have a tendency to break them within the first month/hour/day of the new year.  So why should this year be any exception?

EXHIBIT A

I am an Asian twin! haha. This is what happens when we are left alone bored in the morning instead of shopping.  We took turns cutting each others hair!  The act was justified in that we were skilled with years of scrapbooking, sewing and quilting, so we can definitely cut a straight line!  Desi frequently scissors Tony's hair and I have yet to laugh at him for his head.  Kurt has recently kept me on my toes by forcing cuttage to his emo hair.  Though our greatest validation we could do this ourselves was we knew what kind of girls went to cosmetology school.  How hard could it be?  I mean we both went to Universities.  "Yeah, so and so (insert fellow classmates names) is a cosmetologist, if they can do it, we can do it."  Not so.  Consequently, my mornings are now filled with braiding, twisting, and headbanding my bangs back.  I have yet to recreate presentable bangs or take a cute picture cause my face is just too round aka fat!  I knew this from the beginning that I never possessed the ideal face shape for the cut!  But just like most guys, whom you know from the beginning is never a good idea, though somehow you end up in the back seat of their car.  Haha! J/K!  Now the only thing I'll be doing in the back seat of a car is hiding these horrific bangs!

HERE'S TO A BANGIN' 2010!

*And because of this one act, Lexi may or may not have copied BreBre and taken her "safe" scissors and took a chunk out of her hair!

BIRTHDAY BASH