"THAT'S THE BEACH?!" statement began the list of disappointments from this island. Gourds of geriatrics swarmed the island leaving a scant dating pool. Although there were 2 Navy bases on the island, we never reaped nor found the rewards from this fact. Despite this I was charmed/bewitched by a hilarious Puerto Rican fighter for point two, only to learn his intentions were evilly based upon a bet, that he did not win sending him back to Chicago! Over priced living necessities contributed to the dislike of the island. Shared space of a car, bedroom and bathroom were almost too much to handle. But it was probably the scarce shopping that put me over the edge of hatred for Key West. However, a free tote bag coupon sent me into suicide mode. This elusive coupon crazed my state of normalcy of calm and collectiveness into an monstrous East Coast byatch on pms! I've never been so hated by nor fought with complete strangers in my entire life. Soberly, despite the previous post implications, I Tim Gunn'ed it and made it work in Key West. Soon my tan and I delighted in the sunny days it had to offer.
So here are a few fond farewell memories I neglected to address via blog.
1- IMMACULATE SKIES AND SUNSETS 
3- HUNDREDS OF HARLEY'S HERE FOR BIKE WEEK- my ears still have not recovered
4- RANDOM PARADES
For Fun
For the Speed Boat Races
For the World Series Champs
For the Navy
For Christmas
For the candy
5- HOTEL HOPPING
I LOVED sneaking into the Casa to lay out! This is how I was expecting the whole island to look.
6- HURRICANE IKE EVACUATION VACATION
Everyone thought I was crazy packing rain boots!
We were evacuated to Orlando!
The only thing I wanted to see was the Braves Spring Training Ballpark in Disney World.
While stranded at the hotel we played bingo with the bar tender
7-BEACHES
MIAMI
KEY WEST
BYE BYE BEACH. PEACE OUT TO MY TAN AND CANCER FOR NOW.
1 comment:
You didn't really post this on the 11th did you??! I like the retarded picture too, that's my favorite along with the sunsets, those pics were gorgeous...
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