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The strip is to Vegas, as Duval is to Key West.

Sunlight is to beach, as moonlight is to Duval.

This pretty much sums up the duration of the night and day activities comprised in Key West.
BEHOLD THE BARS.....

but not limited to the following few

1-IRISH KEVINS

Our hot spot for FANTASY FEST!

The outside was just as poppin/crazy as the inside. Costumes included.

Big Dave was our free ticket into any bar/event.

He was the only guy to purchase us non-alcoholic drinks.

2- COWBOY BILLS

Met the one and only Cowboy Bill!

We became celebrities on stage at Cowboy Bill's. Granting us free cover into many bars hereafter, with the mere mention of crayon girls. We won more than just $250 that night.

Cowboy Bill's has a smaller counterpart 4 blocks down again called Cowboy Bills. I kid you not, this picture as well as the hat and pose was this guys idea! He greeted us with "Ever heard of a song called 'Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy'?" Haha, that's the locals for ya!

3- THE SMALLEST BAR

This was by far our FAVORITE bar! We witnessed many a drug busts, drug deals, affairs, drunken stupor, fights, arrests, dancing, kissing and nakedness. We listened to many a obscenities, riots, pirate/parrot talk, repeated Jamaican play list, sirens, cow bells, cat calls, and shout outs. All from the front row seat via our store. We watched more than we worked. Oft times the Rasafari bar tender would run us over a watered down pineapple smoothies.

This bar could squeeze 4 by 3 drunks inside.

4- CAPTAIN TONY'S

I felt like I was in a vintage postcard setting!

I love it, a tree and branches of bras in the middle of the bar!

5- MARGARITAVILLE

It's 5'o clock somewhere.
Or it's 5'o clock around the clock in Key West.

We went to Margaritaville and all we ordered was water on the rocks?!

6- RICKS

This is where we got jiggy with it Big Willy style. Crayon peelings, biker bumpin's, and hurricane warnings all happened in Ricks.

7- SLOPPY JOES

We loved Sloppy Joes for the free public restrooms, whereby we directed many a tourists out of our store. And the live web cam, whereby my family and Dezi were able to see virtual Bre. Not only does Sloppy Joes have a big Christmas tree atop, but also has the best sloppy joes and toga party around!

Ring in the New Year with the dropping of the conch shell!

8- AQUA

Happenin' gay spot for New Years! Loved the male dancers atop the roof!

Our first night out and about Key West, we stumbled upon Aqua and it's famous drag shows! Christmas is no exception.

9- LAZY GECKOS

A mini dance party was always on the loose at Lazy Geckos.

A plethora not pictured but equally as fun:

-Whistler Bar- A three story building consisting of a bar bottom floor, a topless middle floor, and a Garden of Eden naked top floor!

-Big Uns- pretty self explanatory, like unto a Hooters on steroids.

-Dirty Harry's- one of the many small side bars.

-Red Fish Blue Fish- never went but always heard it's crazy commercials on the radio.

-Flying Monkeys- sold fermented snow cones, looked very appealing like unto icees!

And many MANY others!

The BAR-bie girls in a BAR-bie world in Key West, Florida.

COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY!