BUNS OF STEEL!

Incidentally, Jamey and I depleted $15 a piece for the viewing pleasure of banana hammocks, g-strings, and thongs on future skin cancer patients all night long. Each barely there ensemble ranged from shiny, glittery, velvety, and bedazzly to MORE shiny, glittery, velvety, and bedazzly.

RAWR the top five! Haha! Just in case you were wondering purple won.

And just in case you were also wondering black is Elle's ex-old-new bf. Hopefully they won't be busting out body builder babies anytime soon!

RAWR Ms. Olympia Runner Up! Haha!

Just in case you were wondering this IS a woman!

RAWR Elle! Just in case you were wondering she didn't win.

But she did win the best bootay award unanimously from the guys in front of us! Unfortunately, this was the only on stage pic I snapped because she walks too fast in those hooker heels.

But fortunately...

for Facebook to furnish my photo stealing (and stalking) abilities.

Elle looked AMAZING!! (minus her old lady fake spray tan of course)

James and I were evidently outta place in the mix of Affliction shirts and horrendously bedazzled jeans and belts! I presume most of them watch Good Things Utah for style tips.

Nonetheless, I absolutely LOVE Elle and fully support her in all her capricious endeavors! When she has a goal (or a guy for that matter) she zones in 100%! This rock star knocked off 30 pds, ate NO carbs, grinded 3-5 hrs daily at the gym (dezi get your mind out of the gutter!), walked 2 hours a day on an incline!! Between Dezi's wedding (late July) , my birthday (late August) , and the competition (October) her transformation was astounding! GOOD JOB ELLE! Go eat something!

My $15 favorites of the 4 hour night were the choreographed music/muscle poses, the blue velvet banana hammock, and most notably the THRILLER number performed by the only guy in competition WITHOUT muscles! I. DIE. So OOC! (out of control)