THAT'S FUNNY...WRITE THAT DOWN!: COMING SOON....

TO A BEACH NEAR ME!!

KYLEE

I am so frantically thrilled to see my dark East Coast Bestie this week! (Black is her signature, I strived daily to incorporate colors into her wardrobe.) Summer newlyweds, Kylee and John, are hitting up Fort Lauderdale this week! Perfect excuse for me to bust out of the Keys for some Kylee Bree time! How I miss the days of laying in her California King Sized Bed, religiously watching every Hills, Life of Ryan, Girls Next Door, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty, Lipstick Jungle, Cashmere Mafia and last but not least of the futile shows...GOSSIP GIRL! XOXO.

Kylee is so hilarious, her man voice impersonation causes pee in the pants! My favorite line, among many, of Kylee's has to be the day she ran over the curb and got a flat tire, and then later retold the story.
KY: "Yeah and then I had to call A......A.....A to come fix it."
BRE:"huh? what's A...A...A?"
KY: The roadside people duh.
BRE: You mean TRIPLE A??!!

KY: I WANT TO DIE!

HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT! I LOVE HER! She and Kelsey were able to keep me sane in Connecticut. Every weekend we were devoted to each other for Panera, sleepovers, movies, road trips, listening & calling Delilah after Dark, train rides, New York City, shopping, concerts, and most especially and importantly laughing! This is the girl who made me cry, pee my pants, and fling my phone across the restaurant amid extreme laughter at California Pizza Kitchen! She used to stand outside of Quiznos with a sign despite high school heckling and diesel honkings in this..

Her house, or rather her boss Steve's mansion, was the poppin place for parties, food, and fun. Pretty sure Steve misses me more than her. But I know she misses my Saturday morning wake up calls, Sunday morning bed sex hair, and all of my dating drama/dilemmas I get myself into. My only bestie regret consisted of her last day in Connecticut and I chose to spend it with stockbroker boy! I know I suck, though I dragged him to the chick flick and talked to her the whole time. Alas, now it's time for redemption as I will begrudgingly drive the hated no passing lane 3 hours up the Keys for Ky!