IS BUTTER A CARB?

I came home realizing I was fat, minus the ph, with the following items from a grocery errand:

shortening

chunky peanut butter
candy...lots!

"It's Monday...
You're wearing sweat pants
Cause that's all that fits me right now (and all my fat pants)
You can't sit with us!
Find your own rides home byatches!".... cause these cookies are good!